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Jon Plester
Jon Plester is a Philadelphia-based comedy writer, performer, filmmaker, and all around bad boy. You can find more of his work here.
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October 16, 2020I Am the Undecided Voter
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July 20, 2020Updates to Your Lease
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March 28, 2018What to Do If Your Favorite Indie Band Goes Mainstream
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May 25, 2016Before We Give This Big Corporate Presentation, I Need You to Smack Me in the Dick
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October 1, 201521 Common Phrases that Shakespeare Invented
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