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Jon Plester

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Jon Plester is a Philadelphia-based comedy writer, performer, filmmaker, and all around bad boy. You can find more of his work here.

March 28, 2018

What to Do If Your Favorite Indie Band Goes Mainstream

by Jon Plester
May 25, 2016

Monologue: Before We Give This Big Corporate Presentation, I Need You to Smack Me in the Dick

by Jon Plester
October 1, 2015

List: 21 Common Phrases that Shakespeare Invented

by Jon Plester

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

by Robin Zlotnick

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October 22, 2018

List: How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections

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October 22, 2018

Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club

by Marisela Grajeda Gonzalez
October 22, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word

by Alan Hirsch
October 22, 2018

Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking

by Matthew Disler