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Articles by
Jonathan Zeller
Jonathan Zeller is a writer, editor, and comedian who’s contributed to National Lampoon, the New York Times, and Teen Vogue.
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April 3, 2018Updated Sinclair Broadcast Group Anchor Script
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January 25, 2018Quiz: Janet’s Father Has Died. Can You Make This About You?
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November 28, 2017This Post is Clearly Labeled Satire
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June 7, 2017It’s Time For Straight White Men to Stop Dominating the Late-Night TV Landscape, As Soon As I’m Done Hosting The Tonight Show for 30 Years
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September 15, 201611 Things You Definitely Don’t Know About Friends, You Idiot
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning