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Joseph Michael Ippolito

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Joseph Michael Ippolito is a writer whose work has appeared here and elsewhere. His daughter and her eleven-lettered name are probably judging you right now.

November 16, 2023

How to Select a Superior Baby Name

by Joseph Michael Ippolito
July 14, 2004

Quotes from the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX, Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness

by Joseph Michael Ippolito

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by Eli Grober
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