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SCHOLAR MATCH

BAY AREA: After a five-year hiatus, ScholarMatch’s signature event, Trivia Night, is back! Join ScholarMatch on October 9 at the Cartoon Art Museum for an evening of delicious tacos, tequila, and, of course, lots of pop trivia. Click for tickets and more info.

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Joseph Michael Ippolito is a writer whose work has appeared here and elsewhere. His daughter and her eleven-lettered name are probably judging you right now.

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