“Taking his time, the Big Show is just stalking the Doctor of Thuganomics.”
“Anyone who’s clotheslined a woman like Trish isn’t going to get any extemporaneous compliments from me.”
“It all began last June here at Madison Square Garden, and tonight, at Wrestlemania XX, it all begins again.”
“These fans want someone to get hurt and, frankly, I do too.”
“Goldberg is right-handed. That’ll have an impact, if you think about it.”
“Did the EMTs throw him back in the ring? How’d he get up?”
“Holy haircut, Batman!”
“Kurt Angle, his condition is unparalleled … and so is Eddie Guerrero’s.”
“Latino Heat is fired up!”
“There’s a poison seeping through the moral fiber of this country.”