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February 26, 2009A Monster-Truck Announcer Breaks Up With His Girlfriend
February 12, 2009List: ESPN Sportscenter Anchors Tell the Story of Jesus Christ
January 26, 2005List: Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
July 14, 2004List: Quotes From the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness