Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
NEW E-BOOK ALERT!
From now until December 31st, become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron and receive a Patreon-exclusive e-book, KEEP ON SCROLLIN’ DON’T STOP, the bonus companion to our print collection, KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING. A pledge of $3 (or more) per month is all it takes. Click here to become a patron today!
All posts tagged
announcers
-
February 26, 2009A Monster-Truck Announcer Breaks Up With His Girlfriend
-
February 12, 2009ESPN Sportscenter Anchors Tell the Story of Jesus Christ
-
January 26, 2005Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
-
July 14, 2004Quotes From the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
-
December 13, 2019Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors
-
December 13, 2019I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit
-
December 12, 2019Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life