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All posts tagged
announcers
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February 26, 2009A Monster-Truck Announcer Breaks Up With His Girlfriend
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February 12, 2009ESPN Sportscenter Anchors Tell the Story of Jesus Christ
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January 26, 2005Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
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July 14, 2004Quotes From the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 26, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 949 -
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 28, 2020
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family
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October 28, 2020Addendum: Here After
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October 27, 2020
For the Voter Who Fears For Their Suburb