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Josh Sippie combines all the best parts of a Midwesterner (i.e. adding phantom r’s where they don’t belong) and the best parts of a New Yorker (i.e. mastering the art of aggressive walking). He is a professional sports writer with a penchant for fiction. When not writing, he can be found wondering why he isn’t writing.