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Articles by
Julia McCloy
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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May 21, 2013List: How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk
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June 11, 2012Monologue: Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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October 25, 2010Monologue: I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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April 1, 2010List: William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fool’s Day Pranks
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October 27, 2009Susan B. Anthony And Sacagawea’s Guide To A Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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March 24, 2009List: Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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February 5, 2009List: Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters
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April 24, 2008List: What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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January 17, 2008List: Alternate Titles for It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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