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Julia McCloy
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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May 21, 2013How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk
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June 11, 2012Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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April 1, 2010William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fool’s Day Pranks
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October 27, 2009Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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February 5, 2009Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters
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April 24, 2008What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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January 17, 2008Alternate Titles for It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist