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Julia McCloy
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April 3, 2023You Have Questions. We Got Answers. We Are Deena’s Donut Holes
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May 21, 2013How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk
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June 11, 2012Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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April 1, 2010William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fools’ Day Pranks
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October 27, 2009Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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February 5, 2009Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters
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April 24, 2008What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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January 17, 2008Alternate Titles for It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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October 4, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Cathy Park Hong
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October 4, 2023Lady, I Don’t Care How Good the Food Is, You Cannot Have an Orgasm in This Restaurant
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October 3, 2023Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy