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Articles by
Julia McCloy
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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May 21, 2013List: How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk
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June 11, 2012Monologue: Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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October 25, 2010Monologue: I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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April 1, 2010List: William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fool’s Day Pranks
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October 27, 2009Susan B. Anthony And Sacagawea’s Guide To A Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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March 24, 2009List: Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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February 5, 2009List: Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters
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April 24, 2008List: What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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January 17, 2008List: Alternate Titles for It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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