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May 21, 2013

How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk

by Julia McCloy

In da trunk of da car.

In da wheelbarrow.

In da environmentally-friendly, reusable grocery bag.

Lifting carefully with da knees so as not to hurt da back.

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