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All posts tagged
dance
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March 5, 2018A Guide to Your First Modern Dance Class
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February 20, 2018Solving Societal and Political Issues Through Conceptual Dance
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March 17, 2014It Takes 42 to Tango
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May 21, 2013How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk
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April 8, 2013Dance Moves of the Philosophy Graduate Student
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April 30, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: The Ballad of Jason Patrick Sands
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October 21, 2011My Ballet Teacher’s Increasingly Threatening Metaphors for Lifting the Pelvic Floor
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February 3, 2011I Dance Like I Have Two Left Feet
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September 23, 2010Dancing With the Stars
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September 17, 2010Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner (Most of the Time, Anyway)
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