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Juliana Gray
Juliana Gray is a poet and professor from Alabama who lives in western New York. Chances are she’s really cold right now.
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July 28, 2017Summer Camps for Parents Whose Kids Are Away at Summer Camp
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July 13, 2017Welcome to My Podcast, In Which I Do a Feminist Analysis of Thundercats and Sob Quietly
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July 7, 2017Since You’re About to Be Orphaned, Young Future Superhero, Let Me Lay One Last Guilt Trip On You
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September 7, 2016Kate Chopin’s The Awokening
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August 17, 2016Common Bird Calls, as Identified by My Mother
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March 3, 2015As the Token Female Member of This Action-Adventure Team, My Job is to Kick
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October 10, 2014Philip Marlowe Attends a Court-Mandated Women’s Studies Workshop
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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