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Articles by
Juliana Gray
Juliana Gray is a poet and professor from Alabama who lives in western New York. Chances are she’s really cold right now.
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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February 18, 2020I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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May 2, 2019University Assessment Committee Erotica
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May 18, 2018The Incel Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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March 15, 2018Thinly Veiled Metaphors in Young Adult Dystopian Fiction
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October 25, 2017Sylvia Plath’s The Ball Jar
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July 28, 2017Summer Camps for Parents Whose Kids Are Away at Summer Camp
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July 13, 2017Welcome to My Podcast, In Which I Do a Feminist Analysis of Thundercats and Sob Quietly
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July 7, 2017Since You’re About to Be Orphaned, Young Future Superhero, Let Me Lay One Last Guilt Trip On You
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September 7, 2016Kate Chopin’s The Awokening
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August 17, 2016Common Bird Calls, As Identified By My Mother
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 19, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Guilt Lessons and Other Poems
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May 19, 2022I Regret to Inform You That I Can Get Pregnant with My Legs Closed