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Articles by
Juliana Gray
Juliana Gray is a poet and professor from Alabama who lives in western New York. Chances are she’s really cold right now.
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June 14, 2024The Ghost of Hamlet’s Father Tries to Have “The Talk” with Hamlet
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February 24, 2023If You Give a Bear Cocaine…
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October 19, 2022Scenes from The Candymansplainer
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September 16, 2022Are You Seeing Another Farmers’ Market Vendor?
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June 21, 2022Batman Contemplates the Non-Existence of Masturbation in the DC Universe
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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February 18, 2020I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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May 2, 2019University Assessment Committee Erotica
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May 18, 2018The Incel Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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March 15, 2018Thinly Veiled Metaphors in Young Adult Dystopian Fiction
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October 25, 2017Sylvia Plath’s The Ball Jar
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian