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Articles by
Julie Vick
Julie Vick ’s humor writing has appeared in The Washington Post, Parents magazine, and the notes app on her smartphone. She is an English Instructor at the University of Colorado Denver.
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April 16, 2019Spring Getaways for the Socially Awkward
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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing On Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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September 17, 2018List: William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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August 9, 2018Chopped Narrates Me Cooking a Summer Side Dish
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January 4, 2018Parenting Blizzard Bingo
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August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
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November 9, 2015Screen Time: An FAQ
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July 14, 2015Toddler Discipline Made Easy
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February 23, 2005Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “One Tree Hill” by U2
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers