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Articles by
Julie Vick
Julie Vick’s humor writing has appeared in New Yorker Daily Shouts, Parents magazine, and the notes app on her smartphone. Her humor book for introverted parents BABIES DON’T MAKE SMALL TALK (SO WHY SHOULD I?) comes out in 2021.
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January 18, 2022Collective Nouns for Parenting
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August 20, 20212021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
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April 20, 2021Alanis Morisette’s “Ironic” Revised for Exasperated Parents
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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April 16, 2020Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler?
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November 21, 2019Times I’ve Silently Belted “Let it Go” to Cope With Corporate Culture
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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July 8, 201923 Impossible-to-Find Items That Your Camper Must Bring Tomorrow
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April 16, 2019Spring Getaways for the Socially Awkward
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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing on Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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September 17, 2018William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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August 9, 2018Chopped Narrates Me Cooking a Summer Side Dish
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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