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Articles by
Julie Vick
Julie Vick ’s humor writing has appeared in The Washington Post, Parents magazine, and the notes app on her smartphone. She is an English Instructor at the University of Colorado Denver.
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November 21, 2019Times I’ve Silently Belted “Let it Go” to Cope With Corporate Culture
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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July 8, 201923 Impossible-to-Find Items That Your Camper Must Bring Tomorrow
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April 16, 2019Spring Getaways for the Socially Awkward
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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing On Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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September 17, 2018William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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August 9, 2018Chopped Narrates Me Cooking a Summer Side Dish
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January 4, 2018Parenting Blizzard Bingo
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August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
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November 9, 2015Screen Time: An FAQ
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July 14, 2015Toddler Discipline Made Easy
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February 23, 2005Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “One Tree Hill” by U2
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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