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Julie Vick
Julie Vick ’s humor writing has appeared in The Washington Post, Parents magazine, and the notes app on her smartphone. She is an English Instructor at the University of Colorado Denver.
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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April 16, 2020Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler?
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November 21, 2019Times I’ve Silently Belted “Let it Go” to Cope With Corporate Culture
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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July 8, 201923 Impossible-to-Find Items That Your Camper Must Bring Tomorrow
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April 16, 2019Spring Getaways for the Socially Awkward
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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing On Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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September 17, 2018William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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August 9, 2018Chopped Narrates Me Cooking a Summer Side Dish
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January 4, 2018Parenting Blizzard Bingo
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August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
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November 9, 2015Screen Time: An FAQ
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 20, 2021
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule
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