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Jus Kaplan
Jus Kaplan is a New England-based writer and editor-in-chief of The Boston Accent, a wicked serious satire publication. His words have appeared in The Hard Times, WBUR–Boston’s NPR News Station, and The New York Times, among other outlets. You can read more of his work at Juskaplan.com.
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