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Articles by
Kate Washington
Kate Washington is a writer in Sacramento, California.
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June 20, 2018List: New Collective Nouns for 2018
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September 28, 2017A Few Reminders From Your Child’s Third Grade Class’s Room Moms
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March 23, 2017A Comprehensive Guide to Your New Health Coverage
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January 27, 2017Initial Meeting of the National Parks Revolutionary Coordinating Committee
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September 29, 2015List: Exclusive Planned Community or Adult Film Performer?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers