Articles by
Kathryn Kvas
Kat is a writer in NYC, constantly achieving new underachievements.
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October 31, 2017Monologue: The Ghost That’s Haunting Me Mansplains How Breathing Works
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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September 8, 2017Completely Valid Reasons Why I, Your Male Boss, Will Not Look You In the Eye During Meetings
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February 22, 2017Introducing the Jar No Woman On Earth Can Open Unless She’s Dating a Tall, Strong Man!
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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January 6, 2017Congratulations, We’re Promoting You! And We Won’t Stop Promoting You Until We’ve Shattered Every Last One of Your Dreams Into a Million Sad Little Pieces
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
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April 18, 2018The First Female President