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Articles by
Kathryn Kvas
Kat is a writer in NYC, constantly achieving new underachievements.
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October 31, 2017The Ghost That’s Haunting Me Mansplains How Breathing Works
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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September 8, 2017Completely Valid Reasons Why I, Your Male Boss, Will Not Look You In the Eye During Meetings
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February 22, 2017Introducing the Jar No Woman On Earth Can Open Unless She’s Dating a Tall, Strong Man!
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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January 6, 2017Congratulations, We’re Promoting You! And We Won’t Stop Promoting You Until We’ve Shattered Every Last One of Your Dreams Into a Million Sad Little Pieces
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian