Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Kathryn Kvas
Kat is a writer in NYC, constantly achieving new underachievements.
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October 31, 2017Monologue: The Ghost That’s Haunting Me Mansplains How Breathing Works
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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September 8, 2017Completely Valid Reasons Why I, Your Male Boss, Will Not Look You In the Eye During Meetings
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February 22, 2017Introducing the Jar No Woman On Earth Can Open Unless She’s Dating a Tall, Strong Man!
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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January 6, 2017Congratulations, We’re Promoting You! And We Won’t Stop Promoting You Until We’ve Shattered Every Last One of Your Dreams Into a Million Sad Little Pieces
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 16, 2019Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients
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August 16, 2019I Described the Republican Ethos Word-For-Word and Now It’s Being Spun to Make Me Look Bad
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August 16, 2019List: Dungeons & Dragons Rules for Progressives
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly