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Articles by
Keith Rubin
Keith Rubin is a writer and actor in NYC. You can read (and watch) more of his work in Reductress, Above Average, Funny or Die, HuffPo, and Points in Case, and you can see him perform on shows like The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and At Home with Amy Sedaris.
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October 28, 2020Political Fundraising Emails From Middle-earth
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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March 8, 2021I Served as Acting Assistant Secretary for Intelligence Under Trump, I Was Deployed to Iraq with a GS-11 Rank, and This Is My Application for Dancing with the Stars
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March 8, 2021Like the Minimum Wage, I Also Haven’t Changed Since 2009 and It’s Working Out Super Great for Me
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March 8, 2021Duolingo for Decoding Racist Dog-Whistling
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March 5, 2021Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, by Sophocles