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Kelly Noonan
Kelly Rose Noonan lives in Salem, MA with her husband and toddler son. She owns a lot of crystals but isn’t quite sure how they work. In addition to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, she has contributed to Reductress. Her angry tweets about the MBTA sometimes go viral. You can read more at kellyrosenoonan.com.
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