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Kerreanna DiMauro
Kerreanna is a fiction writer and screenwriter born and raised in the suburbs of Massachusetts. She spends her days writing and closely monitoring and rooting for all her New England sports teams — to the point where she might never be able to finish writing her novel.
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June 30, 2017Monologue: I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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March 30, 2016CSI: Women Aren’t Funny
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June 10, 2015List: Ski Term, Loud Sex Act Heard Through Very Thin Hotel Wall, or Guided By Voices Song?
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October 31, 2014List: Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe