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Kevin Guilfoile
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May 22, 2018Jordan Peterson’s Now That’s What I Call Music!
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June 19, 2003Done in Pen, Again: More Poems by New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz
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February 4, 2002Cat-Hating, Tobacco-Smoking Anarchists Need Not Apply: Housing Requests and Offers for Anti-World Economic Forum Demonstrators
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December 10, 2001Actual Pull Quotes from Bob Greene’s Nationally Syndicated Newspaper Column
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August 15, 2001Crossing Over
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May 10, 2001Norse Legends Reference Pages.
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February 22, 2001Art Test
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January 12, 2001Beyond “American Pie”: Interpreting Symbolism And Allegory In the Other Songs Of Don McLean
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October 19, 2000VH-1’s Greatest Songs of Rock and Roll, Adjusted for Not Sucking by Dan, a Viacom Intern, With Minimal Input From Dan’s Older Brother Jim, Whose Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Him Over the Phone
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October 12, 2000Mary Astor Spit Peanuts: The First in a Series of Fictional Anecdotes and Stories Featuring Abbott and Costello
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September 19, 2000Done in Pen: The Poems of New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz
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September 1, 2000Untimely Week: A Message From Lovey Johns-Atchison The Acting President of the Trump Place Condo Association
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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December 2, 2020“Home Away from Home Alone”: A College Admissions Essay by Kevin McCallister
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December 2, 2020The Catholic Church Is Modernizing!
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December 2, 2020Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven
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December 2, 2020Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese