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Kevin Guilfoile
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May 22, 2018Jordan Peterson’s Now That’s What I Call Music!
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June 19, 2003Done in Pen, Again: More Poems by New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz
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February 4, 2002Cat-Hating, Tobacco-Smoking Anarchists Need Not Apply: Housing Requests and Offers for Anti-World Economic Forum Demonstrators
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December 10, 2001Actual Pull Quotes from Bob Greene’s Nationally Syndicated Newspaper Column
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August 15, 2001Crossing Over
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May 10, 2001Norse Legends Reference Pages.
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February 22, 2001Art Test
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January 12, 2001Beyond “American Pie”: Interpreting Symbolism And Allegory In the Other Songs Of Don McLean
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October 19, 2000VH-1’s Greatest Songs of Rock and Roll, Adjusted for Not Sucking by Dan, a Viacom Intern, With Minimal Input From Dan’s Older Brother Jim, Whose Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Him Over the Phone
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October 12, 2000Mary Astor Spit Peanuts: The First in a Series of Fictional Anecdotes and Stories Featuring Abbott and Costello
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September 19, 2000Done in Pen: The Poems of New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz
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September 1, 2000Untimely Week: A Message From Lovey Johns-Atchison The Acting President of the Trump Place Condo Association
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans