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Kevin Guilfoile
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September 19, 2000Done in Pen: The Poems of New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz
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September 1, 2000Untimely Week: A Message From Lovey Johns-Atchison The Acting President of the Trump Place Condo Association
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May 18, 2000A Review of Cirque Du Soleil’s O at the Bellagio Hotel Las Vegas Elicited Through Regression Therapy Hypnosis
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January 25, 2000How I Voted in the Weather Channel’s Top 10 Storms of the Century Poll
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November 12, 1999I Have Always Been Good at Multiple Choice.
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August 13, 1999Reviews of Bands My Friends Are In
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May 5, 1999Reviews of Bands My Friends Are In
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