SONNET, MAYBE?
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HAIKU, E.G.
What the wind will do
The noise a frog makes, sometimes
A non-sequitur
ODE TO A CRUTCH
Ara, always Ara,
Never Woody, Bo, nor Bear.
When I’m boxed into a corner
Coach, I know you’re always there.
HOMOPHONE NO. XXXIV
This 911 is no joke
Destitute George B., or Quint at the end of Jaws
Jan Brady’s lament, in Merchant of Venice:
“________! ________! ________!”
DOES ANYONE DO THE JUMBLE?
Does anyone do the Jumble?
Are they so lacking skill and wit?
If you must know what I think it is,
You can just unscramble THIS.
LIKE SOME LIMERICKS
Tim Daly on Wings, for instance
York or Sargent, capable of reaching one’s mouth
Clean one’s mentum
Speak gaily
Intimacy with one’s own auditory canal, colloq.