A Hand-by-Hand Description of My Face During a Recent Poker Tournament

Five Drinking Games (Increasing in Difficulty)

Espn’s College Gameday Analyzes My Recent Sexual Encounter

List: Rejected Arcade Games

List: People I’d Have Sex with to Avoid “Dialing Down the Middle” with Carrot Top, As Revealed by a Recent Game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With?”

List: My Minimalist Lifehacks

Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” Expanded for Freelancers

Listen Up, Other Holidays, It’s Me, Presidents’ Day

How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe