Button button
Buzz
Chew the string
Consequences
Cracker race
Mailman
Minister’s cat
Mumbledypeg
Murder
Post-mortem
Prisoner’s base
Tip-cat
Wonder ball
November 12, 2001
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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