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All posts tagged
new-york-times
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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June 21, 2018Historical New York Times Tweets
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May 30, 2018List: Updates to the New York Times’ Style Guide
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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January 19, 2018List: More Op-Ed Spreads the New York Times Will Be Publishing After “Letters From Trump Supporters”
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January 8, 2018List: 19 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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November 27, 2017The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause