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All posts tagged
new-york-times
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August 23, 2022New York Times’ “The Hunt”: Which Place Did Goldilocks Choose?
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May 20, 2022How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays
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April 13, 2022New York Times Wedding Announcements for People Who Are Broke
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 9, 2021A Passage from TACEIPV, My Police Procedural Novel Written After Playing the New York Times’ Word Game Spelling Bee for Ten Consecutive Hours
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June 7, 2021New York Times’ Hookup Announcements
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July 29, 2020Our Publication Stands By the Decision to Give a Platform to the Sea Monster Trying to Devour Our Entire Town
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July 16, 2020The Cancel Culture of the Nextdoor App Has Forced Me to Resign as Moderator
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May 22, 2020Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
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May 19, 2020New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Lied”
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation