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new-york-times
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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June 21, 2018Historical New York Times Tweets
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May 30, 2018List: Updates to the New York Times’ Style Guide
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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January 19, 2018List: More Op-Ed Spreads the New York Times Will Be Publishing After “Letters From Trump Supporters”
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January 8, 2018List: 19 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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November 27, 2017The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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July 11, 2017Course Catalog for David Brooks’ Elite Sandwich College
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II