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All posts tagged
new-york-times
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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July 1, 2019How Dare Democrats Act Like Democrats
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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June 21, 2018Historical New York Times Tweets
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May 30, 2018Updates to the New York Times’ Style Guide
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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January 19, 2018More Op-Ed Spreads the New York Times Will Be Publishing After “Letters From Trump Supporters”
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January 8, 201819 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans