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new-york-times
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July 29, 2020Our Publication Stands By the Decision to Give a Platform to the Sea Monster Trying to Devour Our Town
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July 16, 2020The Cancel Culture of the Nextdoor App Has Forced Me to Resign as Moderator
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May 22, 2020Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
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May 19, 2020New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Lied”
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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July 1, 2019How Dare Democrats Act Like Democrats
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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June 21, 2018Historical New York Times Tweets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time