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July 9, 2021A Passage from TACEIPV, My Police Procedural Novel Written After Playing the New York Times’ Word Game Spelling Bee for Ten Consecutive Hours
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June 7, 2021New York Times’ Hook-Up Announcements
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July 29, 2020Our Publication Stands By the Decision to Give a Platform to the Sea Monster Trying to Devour Our Town
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July 16, 2020The Cancel Culture of the Nextdoor App Has Forced Me to Resign as Moderator
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May 22, 2020Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
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May 19, 2020New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Lied”
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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July 1, 2019How Dare Democrats Act Like Democrats
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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