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February 6, 2001

I Am Concerned About The New York Times Magazine

by Tim Carvell
September 19, 2000

Done in Pen: The Poems of New York Times Puzzle Editor Will Shortz

by Kevin Guilfoile
February 1, 2000

Vignettes That Won’t Make It Into the New York Times’ “Metropolitan Diary.”

by Tom Ruprecht
January 10, 2000

A Short Item about the Future

by Tim Carvell
September 20, 1999

Oh, The Times We Had

by Paul Tough and Stephen Sherrill
January 13, 1999

Recent Newspaper Headlines Explained (Part Two)

by Marny Requa

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