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May 30, 2018Updates to the New York Times’ Style Guide
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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January 19, 2018More Op-Ed Spreads the New York Times Will Be Publishing After “Letters From Trump Supporters”
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January 8, 201819 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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November 27, 2017The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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July 11, 2017Course Catalog for David Brooks’ Elite Sandwich College
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July 10, 2017Modern Love: Are Millennials Too Focused On Their Phones to Date Me?
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May 12, 201736 Hours at My Parents’ House
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November 29, 2016Beyond Safety Pins
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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