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Kevin Sampsell

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April 9, 2005

List: Things That Did Not Stay in Vegas

by Frayn Masters and Kevin Sampsell
November 25, 2002

In My Humble Opinion Part Three: That ’70’s Book

by Kevin Sampsell
November 4, 2002

In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Brick Buildings

by Kevin Sampsell
October 14, 2002

In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Peanuts

by Kevin Sampsell
June 25, 2002

Four More Shots

by Kevin Sampsell
June 18, 2002

Four Shots

by Kevin Sampsell
October 8, 2001

Five Shots

by Kevin Sampsell
November 1, 2000

Anecdotes About the Authors I’ve Met

by Kevin Sampsell
October 30, 2000

List: The Seven Stages of Drunk

by Kevin Sampsell
October 20, 2000

List: Bad Things That Will Happen When You Masturbate

by Kevin Sampsell
October 9, 2000

List: Things I Would Often Think About While at Church

by Kevin Sampsell
November 11, 1999

Etiquette for Evil

by Kevin Sampsell

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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by Suzanne Yeagley