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Articles by
Kevin Sampsell
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April 9, 2005Things That Did Not Stay in Vegas
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November 25, 2002In My Humble Opinion Part Three: That ’70’s Book
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November 4, 2002In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Brick Buildings
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October 14, 2002In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Peanuts
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June 25, 2002Four More Shots
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June 18, 2002Four Shots
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October 8, 2001Five Shots
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November 1, 2000Anecdotes About the Authors I’ve Met
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October 30, 2000The Seven Stages of Drunk
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October 20, 2000Bad Things That Will Happen When You Masturbate
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October 9, 2000Things I Would Often Think About While at Church
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November 11, 1999Etiquette for Evil
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat