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Kevin Sampsell
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April 9, 2005Things That Did Not Stay in Vegas
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November 25, 2002In My Humble Opinion Part Three: That ’70’s Book
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November 4, 2002In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Brick Buildings
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October 14, 2002In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Peanuts
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June 25, 2002Four More Shots
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June 18, 2002Four Shots
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October 8, 2001Five Shots
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November 1, 2000Anecdotes About the Authors I’ve Met
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October 30, 2000The Seven Stages of Drunk
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October 20, 2000Bad Things That Will Happen When You Masturbate
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October 9, 2000Things I Would Often Think About While at Church
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November 11, 1999Etiquette for Evil
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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March 25, 2020Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book
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March 16, 2020Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course
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March 13, 2020This Side of Paradise: A Letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald, Quarantined in the South of France
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April 1, 2020We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards
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April 1, 2020Emily Post’s Quarantine Etiquette
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April 1, 2020Short Existentialist Plays Starring You, Your Coworkers, and Your Family During Quarantine
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends