Articles by
Kevin Sampsell
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April 9, 2005List: Things That Did Not Stay in Vegas
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November 25, 2002In My Humble Opinion Part Three: That ’70’s Book
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November 4, 2002In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Brick Buildings
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October 14, 2002In My Humble Opinion, Part One: Peanuts
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June 25, 2002Four More Shots
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June 18, 2002Four Shots
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October 8, 2001Five Shots
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November 1, 2000Anecdotes About the Authors I’ve Met
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October 30, 2000List: The Seven Stages of Drunk
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October 20, 2000List: Bad Things That Will Happen When You Masturbate
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October 9, 2000List: Things I Would Often Think About While at Church
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November 11, 1999Etiquette for Evil
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
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April 18, 2018The First Female President