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Kevin Tasker is a freelance writer in Cleveland. His favorite foods are tofu wings and beef tartare.
June 13, 2019Reviews of New Food: Coolhaus Balsamic Fig and Mascarpone Ice Cream
May 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Taco Bell’s Rattlesnake Burrito
November 12, 2018Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Apple Cider Donuts and Market Pantry Sugar-Free Grape Drink Mix
August 2, 2018Reviews of New Food: Choco Tacos and Honeydew Jalapeño Wheat Beer