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Kevin Tasker
Kevin Tasker is a freelance writer in Cleveland. His favorite foods are tofu wings and beef tartare.
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December 10, 2020Reviews of New Food: DiGiorno’s Croissant Crust Pizza
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April 2, 2020Reviews of New Food: Coca-Cola Energy Drink
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January 9, 2020Reviews of New Food: Pan’s Original Mushroom Jerky
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October 11, 2019Reviews of New Food: Kellogg’s Unicorn: Magic Cupcake Cereal
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August 22, 2019Reviews of New Food: Daiya’s Alfredo Style Deluxe Cheeze Sauce
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June 13, 2019Reviews of New Food: Coolhaus Balsamic Fig and Mascarpone Ice Cream
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May 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Taco Bell’s Rattlesnake Burrito
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November 12, 2018Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Apple Cider Donuts and Market Pantry Sugar-Free Grape Drink Mix
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August 2, 2018Reviews of New Food: Choco Tacos and Honeydew Jalapeño Wheat Beer
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