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Kira Jane Buxton
Kira Jane Buxton’s writing has appeared in the New York Times, NewYorker.com, McSweeney’s, The Rumpus, Huffington Post, and more. She calls the tropical utopia of Seattle home and spends her time with three cats, a dog, two crows, a charm of hummingbirds, and a husband.
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August 7, 2019The Haunting of Over the Hill House
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August 23, 2016Do You Have a Child or Have You Just Been Followed Home By a Hyena?
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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February 11, 2016Sit Down, Shut Up, and Write Your Fucking Book: Uplifting Tips for the Aspiring Author
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director