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Kira Jane Buxton
Kira Jane Buxton’s writing has appeared in the New York Times, NewYorker.com, McSweeney’s, The Rumpus, Huffington Post, and more. She calls the tropical utopia of Seattle home and spends her time with three cats, a dog, two crows, a charm of hummingbirds, and a husband.
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August 7, 2019The Haunting of Over the Hill House
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August 23, 2016Do You Have a Child or Have You Just Been Followed Home By a Hyena?
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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February 11, 2016Sit Down, Shut Up, and Write Your Fucking Book: Uplifting Tips for the Aspiring Author
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 20, 2021The Immortan Joe Administration Releases the 2776 Report
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January 20, 2021It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay