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Lina Abascal

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Lina Abascal is a writer (who also works in advertising). Her work has appeared in Playboy, VICE, The Daily Beast, and more. She lives in Los Angeles amongst her color-coordinated bookshelves.

July 17, 2018

Monologue: Patrick Bateman, American Millennial

LINA ABASCAL

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

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Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

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June 29, 2018

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