The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Mariana Olenko
Mariana Olenko lives in NYC with her children, cats and a plant that is not doing that well. She created @PaulRyanGosling and is a lawyer in her free time.
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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July 16, 2018The Six Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer
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December 1, 2017Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers
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April 12, 2017Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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February 3, 2017Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters