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Mariana Olenko
Mariana Olenko lives in NYC with her children, cats and a plant that is not doing that well. She created @PaulRyanGosling and is a lawyer in her free time.
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July 16, 2018The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer
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December 1, 2017Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers
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April 12, 2017Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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February 3, 2017Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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January 18, 2019FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
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