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Mary Cella
Mary Cella is a stand-up comedian and writer living in New York City.
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January 13, 2023They Look Great for Their Age
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November 15, 2019Martin Scorsese’s 15 Best Films, Based On the Opinions of Men Who’ve Talked About His Work With Me, An Italian-American Woman Who Majored in Film
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September 7, 2018Things I’ve Womansplained to Men
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October 17, 2017Me Too
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September 25, 2017Everything You Know About Me, the Female Character You’re Falling in Love With in a Romantic Film/TV Show Written by a Man
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp
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January 13, 2025An Apology from Snapple Regarding Several Snapple Facts That Went Out Last Year