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Articles by
Matt Morea
Matt is a writer originally from Brooklyn, NY. His sketches and plays have been performed across the U.S.
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March 9, 2021I’m Your Child’s New Interlocking Block System and I’m Incompatible With Every Other Block They Own
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January 28, 2021The Important Thing Is to Keep Blindly Pouring All Your Money into the Stock Market
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December 17, 2019Sorry Our Christmas Card Photo Is So Perfect But Our Children Are Demigods
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September 11, 2017Confusing Attire Instructions On Your Next Wedding Invitations
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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May 20, 2025The Problem with My City Is That It’s a City
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”