Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Matt Passet
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February 16, 2015Amazing Trivia About Every U.S. President Almost Too Unbelievable to Be True
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December 11, 2013While I Was Looking Down
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November 21, 2007How Someone With an American Public School Education Who Didn’t Really Pay Much Attention In Class But Learned Just Enough to Pass Exams Imagines the First Thanksgiving
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September 26, 2007My Therapist Goes To Dinner
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May 23, 2007Conversations Between Famous People as Imagined By Someone With An American Public School Education Who Didn’t Pay Too Much Attention In School But Who Did Just Enough to Pass the Exams
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019Obituaries for the Recently Canceled
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”