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Articles by
Matt Passet
Matt Passet is a producer at Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. He lives in New York with a wife, a cat, and a child.
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September 2, 2020Biden Family Breakfast, 1951
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February 16, 2015Amazing Trivia About Every U.S. President Almost Too Unbelievable to Be True
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December 11, 2013While I Was Looking Down
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November 21, 2007How Someone With an American Public School Education Who Didn’t Really Pay Much Attention In Class But Learned Just Enough to Pass Exams Imagines the First Thanksgiving
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September 26, 2007My Therapist Goes To Dinner
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May 23, 2007Conversations Between Famous People as Imagined By Someone With An American Public School Education Who Didn’t Pay Too Much Attention In School But Who Did Just Enough to Pass the Exams
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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March 8, 2021I Served as Acting Assistant Secretary for Intelligence Under Trump, I Was Deployed to Iraq with a GS-11 Rank, and This Is My Application for Dancing with the Stars
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March 8, 2021Like the Minimum Wage, I Also Haven’t Changed Since 2009 and It’s Working Out Super Great for Me
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March 8, 2021Duolingo for Decoding Racist Dog-Whistling
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March 5, 2021Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, by Sophocles