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Matthew David Brozik
Matthew David Brozik is the author of DANGER …WITH A HARD G, WHIMSY & SODA, and TAKING IVY SERIOUSLY, and co-author of THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW SUPERHEROES; …FOR NEW WIZARDS, & …FOR NEW PIRATES (Andrews McMeel) and GOOROO’S PRO-MAGNON KITCHEN. Visit imdb.name and matthewdavidbrozik.com for more of his nonsense.
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June 6, 2017Please Reconsider Our Mobile Dating App, Which is Not a Tool for White Supremacists
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April 22, 2016List: The ABCs of Passover
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February 21, 2014Speak, Dogs. Speak! An Oral History of Go, Dog. Go!
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October 26, 2012The Things They Married
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April 17, 2012Nine Tax Deductions of the Superhero Set
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March 15, 2012Thank You for Attempting to Unsubscribe
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February 22, 2011Straight Answers to Some Popular Rhetorical Riddles
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November 11, 2009Selections From the Glossary to the 1911 Writer’s Market (Bierce, Ed.)
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October 24, 2008Naked Came the Beagle: Chapter One: The Big Grief
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December 13, 2007List: Yiddish Spam
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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