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Matthew David Brozik
Matthew David Brozik is the author of DANGER …WITH A HARD G, WHIMSY & SODA, and TAKING IVY SERIOUSLY, and co-author of THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW SUPERHEROES; …FOR NEW WIZARDS, & …FOR NEW PIRATES (Andrews McMeel) and GOOROO’S PRO-MAGNON KITCHEN. Visit imdb.name and matthewdavidbrozik.com for more of his nonsense.
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November 11, 2009Selections From the Glossary to the 1911 Writer’s Market (Bierce, Ed.)
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