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Articles by
Matthew Seely
Matthew Seely is a writer and performer based in Toronto. In addition to McSweeney’s, his work has appeared at Points In Case and Robot Butt. Matthew has performed with various improv teams and trained with the Second City Conservatory Program.
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March 31, 2021Am I a Twitter Bot or a Real Amazon Employee? The Answer is Yes!
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January 8, 2021Refusing to Publish My CSI Miami Erotic Fan Fiction Is an Assault on the First Amendment
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October 12, 2020The Radical Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving
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October 2, 2020Trump’s Doctor Writes an Excused Absence Note to the Federal Election Commission
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August 7, 2020As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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