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Melissa Balmain

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June 11, 2014

Who Are You Really?

by Melissa Balmain
June 25, 2013

Before You Drop Your Child Off at Camp Honestee, You MUST Sign This Waiver

by Melissa Balmain

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August 12, 2019

List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?

by Erika Vause
August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
August 25, 2016

I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class

by Robin Lee Mozer
August 5, 2019

God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit

by Chas Gillespie

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August 23, 2019

We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious

by Chandler Dean
August 23, 2019

List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off

by Michael Kleber-Diggs
August 23, 2019

Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak

by David Bradley Isenberg
August 23, 2019

List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes

by Jennifer Wright