Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
NEW BOOK ALERT
It’s finally here. Our 680-page, three-pound humor anthology, KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING: TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF HUMOR FROM McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY is now available to order.
Articles by
Melissa Bell
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May 12, 2005List: Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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February 16, 2005List: Ways Jesus Saves
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October 1, 2004List: Really Boring Books for Children
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May 3, 2004List: My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
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October 27, 2003Creepy Clown under the Bed’s Telepathic Message to Child in Bed, Age Five and a Half
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January 7, 2002List: Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
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November 5, 2001List: Nine Words Probably Not Ever Found in Personal Ads
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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November 12, 2019Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude
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November 12, 2019List: Positive Affirmations From the Main Character In a Victorian Gothic Novel
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November 12, 2019
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November 12, 2019On Writing a Novel During a Year-Long Fellowship