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Melissa Bell
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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February 16, 2005Ways Jesus Saves
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October 1, 2004Really Boring Books for Children
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May 3, 2004My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
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October 27, 2003Creepy Clown under the Bed’s Telepathic Message to Child in Bed, Age Five and a Half
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January 7, 2002Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
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November 5, 2001Nine Words Probably Not Ever Found in Personal Ads
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