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May 3, 2004

My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day

by Melissa Bell

“Fresh Boo” K.

Sweet Diddly

Silk E. Teddy

K’reem Puff

Doo-Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Q. Piddy

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