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All posts tagged
valentine-s-day
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February 12, 2021I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy
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February 11, 2021I’m the Liberal Mastermind Who Killed Christmas, and Now I’m Coming for Your Precious Valentine’s Day
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts From Famous Fictional Men
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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February 14, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Corporate Manufactured Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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February 14, 2017The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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March 1, 2021March Is Teacher Self-Care Month!
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists