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All posts tagged
valentine-s-day
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February 12, 2021I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy
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February 11, 2021I’m the Liberal Mastermind Who Killed Christmas, and Now I’m Coming for Your Precious Valentine’s Day
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts From Famous Fictional Men
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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February 14, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Corporate Manufactured Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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February 14, 2017The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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November 30, 2021We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback
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November 30, 2021Some Worthy Causes for Giving Tuesday
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November 30, 2021Put Away That Whip — I’m Not That Kind of Dungeon Master
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November 29, 2021I’m Running for Congress Because It’s the Only Way I Will Be Able to Receive Paid Family Leave