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All posts tagged
valentine-s-day
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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February 14, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Corporate Manufactured Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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February 14, 2017The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
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February 12, 2016The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day
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February 12, 2016Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2015Conversation Hearts for Single People on Valentine’s Day
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February 14, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: (This) is Human Contact: A Valentine Manifesto
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February 14, 2013Some Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own