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All posts tagged
valentine-s-day
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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February 14, 2018List: Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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February 14, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Corporate Manufactured Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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February 14, 2017The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
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February 12, 2016The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day
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February 12, 2016List: Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2015List: Conversation Hearts for Single People on Valentine’s Day
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February 14, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: (This) is Human Contact: A Valentine Manifesto
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February 14, 2013List: Some Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?