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All posts tagged
valentine-s-day
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February 13, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
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February 9, 2024Sexy Valentine’s Day Date Ideas That Honor the Life and Faith of Saint Valentine
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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February 14, 2022Happy Valentine’s Day from Facebook. Here’s a Photo of You and Your Ex
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February 11, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Seven Valentines I Need to Take to School Tomorrow
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February 12, 2021I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy
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February 11, 2021I’m the Liberal Mastermind Who Killed Christmas, and Now I’m Coming for Your Precious Valentine’s Day
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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April 17, 2024The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)
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April 17, 2024What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend