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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts From Famous Fictional Men
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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February 14, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Corporate Manufactured Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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February 14, 2017The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
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February 12, 2016The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day
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February 12, 2016Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes
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September 21, 2020Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?