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All posts tagged
valentine-s-day
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February 13, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
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February 9, 2024Sexy Valentine’s Day Date Ideas That Honor the Life and Faith of Saint Valentine
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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February 14, 2022Happy Valentine’s Day from Facebook. Here’s a Photo of You and Your Ex
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February 11, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Seven Valentines I Need to Take to School Tomorrow
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February 12, 2021I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy
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February 11, 2021I’m the Liberal Mastermind Who Killed Christmas, and Now I’m Coming for Your Precious Valentine’s Day
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian