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February 14, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: (This) is Human Contact: A Valentine Manifesto
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February 14, 2013Some Things That Are Worse Than Being Alone On Valentine’s Day
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February 14, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: More, More, More
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February 1, 2012No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Death, Sex, and Comedy: Solipsists Do It for the Folks Watching at Home
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February 14, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 7: Ring of Fire
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March 4, 2010An Open Letter to Dove Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Chocolates That Feature Romance Tips From Martha Stewart
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February 11, 2010Misanthropic Jazz Standards for Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2009I’ve Cooked You a Recession-Friendly Valentine’s Dinner
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February 14, 2008Jonny’s Legal Advisers Hereby Inform You of Jonny’s Wish That You Enjoy a Happy Valentine’s Day
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May 3, 2004My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day
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