Death of a loved one

Delivery guy bringing you the wrong food

That piece of skin that sticks up between your nail and finger and when you try to peel it it ends up tearing off more of your skin

Ripping off a belt loop trying to pull your jeans up

Clicking the ‘X’ instead of the tab of something you were letting buffer

Dropping your last piece of gum

Getting kicked in the face by a goat

Leaving a baby on a bus

Not being able to press a letter on your keyboard because there’s food stuck underneath it


Inverted eyelash

Finding food you forgot you microwaved three days later

Having to poop at your friend’s tiny studio apartment

Accidentally drooling while speaking

Being kidnapped by a cartel

Swallowing a pill sideways

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See also:
Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day