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April 15, 2024Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class
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January 2, 2019My Life as a Single Woman, According to All My Friends in Relationships
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March 23, 2017I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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December 16, 2016’Twas the Season of Cuffing
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September 29, 2016Why You Are Single: Let’s Do the Math
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May 27, 2016Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34
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March 3, 2016Universal Mathematical Constant Discovered in Woman’s Marital Status
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February 16, 2016Maslow’s Updated Hierarchy of Needs: Lonely Guy Edition
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February 12, 2016Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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November 17, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: I Have No Marketable Dating Skills
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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