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All posts tagged
singles
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April 15, 2024Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class
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January 2, 2019My Life as a Single Woman, According to All My Friends in Relationships
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March 23, 2017I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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December 16, 2016’Twas the Season of Cuffing
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September 29, 2016Why You Are Single: Let’s Do the Math
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May 27, 2016Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34
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March 3, 2016Universal Mathematical Constant Discovered in Woman’s Marital Status
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February 16, 2016Maslow’s Updated Hierarchy of Needs: Lonely Guy Edition
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February 12, 2016Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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November 17, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: I Have No Marketable Dating Skills
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat