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Bacterial meningitis


Fluorescent lighting

Accidentally brushing a scalp pimple

An ingrown hair on the edge of your lip


Making a really funny joke but then having that one person who didn’t get it ask you five times “what’s so funny?” and then having to explain it to them

Violence against women

Climate change

Taking a super hot picture but your friend doesn’t look that good so they don’t let you post it

House fires

Getting a popcorn kernel shell lodged between your teeth

Not realizing you’re bingeing on sugar free chocolate and getting the poops

Adversarial internet comments on feel good articles

Your parents walking in on you masturbating (while crying)