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Monologue: I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial (1/30/2015)
Client Feedback On the Creation of the Earth (1/2/2015)
How to Write Good Sex Scenes (12/19/2014)
Vaudeville Tries to Save Itself Like Print Journalism is Trying to Save Itself (8/12/2014)
Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial (9/20/2013)
We Can’t Let the Impending Apocalypse Delay the Release of Our Photo-Sharing App (7/9/2013)
We’re the Uber of Organ Transplants (5/28/2013)
The Quiet Breakdown Your Science Teacher was Having During Every Bill Nye The Science Guy Video He Played Instead of Teaching (5/6/2013)
Dermatologists Hate Me for This One Weird Trick (3/5/2013)
In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi and Am Hailed as a Conquering Hero (12/28/2012)
List: Pre-Internet Companies Rebranded as Modern-Day Start-Ups (7/19/2012)
You Are the Only Human Being Left On Earth Not In Graduate School: A Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare (6/14/2012)
I Am the One Who Clicks Banner Ads (4/26/2012)
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In Xanadu Did Kubla Khan a Stately PowerPoint Decree (4/15/2011)
If This Fusion Restaurant’s Website Could Talk (1/10/2011)
Welcome To Our A Capella Group! (9/30/2010)
Director’s Program Notes For A Dramatic Reimagining of Guys and Dolls (7/29/2010)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole. (6/15/2010)
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A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B (2/25/2010)
A Response By an Aspiring Screenwriter Whose Screenplay Was Turned Down Because It’s Exactly Like Robocop (1/26/2010)
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