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Articles by
Nathaniel Missildine
Nathaniel Missildine is a writer and a father living in Dijon, France. For more, visit his webpage.
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March 12, 2009Why Not Let the Crew of the Pequod Host Your Child’s Next Birthday Party?
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November 4, 2008An Electoral-College Breakdown for My French In-Laws That Meets All Their Preconceptions
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October 4, 2007Orc Alumni Notes
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August 2, 2007David Lynch’s Tips for a Great Prom
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February 16, 2007Appropriate Reverence Along the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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October 6, 2006How to Trip the President
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April 7, 2006A Mother Takes Over Amazon Customer Service
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January 20, 2006Movie Reviews By the City of Los Angeles Itself
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets