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Nathaniel Missildine
Nathaniel Missildine is a writer and a father living in Dijon, France. For more, visit his webpage.
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October 9, 2018List: 18 Tips On Being More Present: Presidential Line of Succession Edition
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October 13, 2017List: American Expat Dinner Party Retorts for the Trump Era
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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March 12, 2015List: Unheralded Writing Prizes
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February 12, 2014Accelerated Modern Wellness
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November 2, 2012Absentee Ballot Application
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May 16, 2011Finding the Right Time to Make a Presidential Run
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February 25, 2011Your Support Can Make a Difference in the Life of a Movie
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April 15, 20101040 Book Club Discussion Questions
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July 15, 2009Summer’s Hottest Notes Placed in Illegally Parked Cars
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November 4, 2008An Electoral-College Breakdown for My French In-Laws That Meets All Their Preconceptions
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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