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Articles by
Nathaniel Missildine
Nathaniel Missildine is a writer and a father living in Dijon, France. For more, visit his webpage.
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July 12, 2024What France and America Know About Each Other
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October 9, 2019Mistakes Average Americans Have in Common With Notable Endorsers of the 45th President
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October 9, 201818 Tips On Being More Present: Presidential Line of Succession Edition
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October 13, 2017American Expat Dinner Party Retorts for the Trump Era
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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March 12, 2015Unheralded Writing Prizes
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February 12, 2014Accelerated Modern Wellness
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November 2, 2012Absentee Ballot Application
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May 16, 2011Finding the Right Time to Make a Presidential Run
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February 25, 2011Your Support Can Make a Difference in the Life of a Movie
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April 15, 20101040 Book Club Discussion Questions
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July 15, 2009Summer’s Hottest Notes Placed in Illegally Parked Cars
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