Articles by

Nicole Beckley

Nicole Beckley is a writer and performer whose work has appeared in the New York Times, 7×7, Tribeza, and the Onion AV Club, as well as in many small theaters and on at least one public access channel.

December 7, 2022

Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds

by Nicole Beckley
May 26, 2022

We Would Love to Consider You For This Job We Have Already Filled

by Nicole Beckley
February 23, 2022

You’re Invited to My Birthday Fundraiser—Also, My Husband Is on the Supreme Court

by Nicole Beckley
October 6, 2021

Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team

by Nicole Beckley
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What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You

by Alex Baia, Erica Lies, and Nicole Beckley

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