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Pardis Parker
Pardis Parker is a stand-up comedian and the creator and star of Comedy Central’s Mideast Minute — a fake news show that tries to convince Middle Easterners that everything’s OK in the Middle East.
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July 31, 2020An Open Letter to the T&T Supermarket Clerk Who Was Told to “Go Back to China” as Part of a Customer’s Racist Tirade in Mississauga, Ontario
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June 15, 2020That Word Does Not Mean What You Think It Means
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian